Oh my god, I am like crying from laughing so hard at the video itself, but I think more at the top rated comment which says:
"I have recently contacted my local funeral home, and I have requested that this video be shown immediately upon my death, as it sums up every aspect of my life. I am a cigar chomping cat with a genetic disorder that causes my entire body to completely freeze whenever I turn my head in any direction. I will eventually die because of it. I have resorted to crime to pay for my family’s debt once I am dead. Using my expertise, I cook crystal catnip. A man must provide for his family, no matter what."